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Nov 11 2011

Everything Democrats Know about Government

Hot off the University of Life Press, two brand new books by Dr. Phillip Buster arrive just in time for the Republican primaries and next year’s elections! These books clarify and confirm what you always suspected…and as you may have guessed, there is not a single word between the book covers, making these books the perfect gag gift or coffee table book for your favorite political junkie or adversary!

The book comes in two forms:

Everything Democrats know about Government
Available from:
1. Amazon.com @ http://amzn.to/democratbook – like it and leave a funny review!
2. Direct from the printer
3. Amazon Kindle @ http://amzn.to/democratkindle
4. BUY 5 GET 1 FREE from UofLIFE.com:


Everything Republicans know about Government
Available from:
1. Amazon.com @ http://amzn.to/republicanbook – like it and leave your funny review!
2. Direct from the printer
3. Amazon Kindle @ http://amzn.to/republicankindle
4. BUY 5 GET 1 FREE from UofLIFE.com:


Each version clearly and concisely explains Democrat or Republican logic & values regarding:

- The Economy
- Social Issues
- Foreign Policy
- Energy Policy
- Environmental Policy
- Ethics

A comprehensive historical timeline reveals significant contributions each party has made to America’s past and present greatness.

From the back cover:

“Brilliant!” – Fox News

“Says it all. An ideal political reference guide.” – The Washington Post

“Dr. Buster’s impeccable reasoning and direct style result in perfect clarity and outstanding readability.” – The Wall Street Journal

[Everything Republicans know...has reviews from The New York Times, The San Francisco Chronicle, and USA Today]

At last – complex politics made simple! Written for novice Democrats or Republicans who want to better understand their political rivals, this insightful and succinct overview accurately summarizes the logic, wisdom and values behind Democratic viewpoints on:
- The Ecomony
- Social Issues
- Foreign Policy
- Energy Policy
- Environmental Issues
- Ethics

A comprehensive historical timeline outlines major Democratic contributions to America’s past and current greatness.

About the Author

As President of the Center for Democracy and Truth and Dean of Political Science at the University of Life, Dr. Phillip Buster has devoted his life to studying United States government. After many attempts, he has successfully captured the essence of American politics in this concise volume.

UofLIFE.com/politics

 

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Aug 25 2011

Bad News…

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Despite this post title, I only have good news. First that I don’t have any real bad news and second that I’m passing on a couple good jokes about bad news that I just came across:

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, I guess I’ll take the very bad news first.
Doctor: The very bad news is that you have cancer, and there’s nothing we can do to help you. The bad news is that you also have Alzheimer’s.
Patient: Well, at least I don’t have cancer.

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Oct 30 2010

Halloween in the Oval Office

I love creating things. I wish I could do it all day long. I made my first puppet video yesterday. I think it’s kinda funny. I get to justify making stuff like this because it’s also marketing, which is an effort to get book sales rolling enough that I can do whatever I want whenever I want, which means many more entertaining, inspiring creative endeavors.

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Oct 15 2009

Editoons

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If you have a feed reader, add this link to keep up on all the great political cartoons: https://www.google.com/reader/view/feed/http%3A%2F%2Fcomics.com%2Frss%2Fuser%2F%3FUserID%3D610592

Besides being pretty funny most of the time, I appreciate that these editorial cartoons represent both sides of the political spectrum more evenly than most media sources in our country.

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Sep 29 2009

Modern Politics

Published by under Funny,News, Views & Insights

I’m seriously concerned about politics in our country these days! It’s not so much that I don’t like nationalized health care and some other issues and trends – it’s the fact that NO ONE CAN TALK REASONABLY anymore!!

Thanks a LOT, Democrats. Thanks, Republicans. Thanks lobbyists, celebrities, protesters, and Glen Beck.

When I taught college writing, we’d do a little section on logical fallacies and now and then I’d find a good example of one being used in the news. Now that’s all I hear. Everyone has traded reason in for sloppy emotional rants. That will never resolve anything! Continue Reading »

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Sep 23 2009

Pirate Gold

I forgot to post a link to this video I made of my nieces and nephews at Bear Lake this summer. Don’t expect a masterpiece – it was shot pretty quickly because there was too much sailing and eating and talking to do and because the kids’ patience wouldn’t last forever. But the kids love it and it’ll be great as they grow older to look back and laugh at.

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Aug 05 2009

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

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Read that on a friend’s facebook and laughed. So here ya go.

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Jun 04 2009

Too Big to Fail?

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May 18 2009

Pelosi on waterboarding

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http://comics.com/jerry_holbert/2009-05-18/

Made me laugh.

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Apr 30 2009

Possible Cause of Swine Flu Spread

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kidlickspig

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